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You can find puns in works of great literature or even in silly jokes about famous writers. But, I always laugh at itThere are three sister potatoes that are ready to be married but they must first get their father's blessing. —Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. The Ad Editor informs her, "We can do 4 lines with a maximum of 80 words for $100". Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book? They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. A: Gummybear Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? ... referee be a game warden? Jim had a remarkably ordinary life.
A: Bellhop Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? Puns continue to resonate with readers. A: You're one in a melon Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A Crookodile What do you call a thieving alligator? You can only ran, because it's past tents.
A nervous wreck. Q. Want to hear something terrible? "My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.My girlfriend is a twin and all my friends want to know is how i can tell them apart.Drunk guy sat at a bar, is on his 15+ beer of the evening when he notices 3 newcomers enter the pub and sit at the bar next to him.Dan, my brightest student, wrote a brilliant essay about how wages and labor are balanced to ensure that a vendor sells his product at a competitive price. The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. He had tractor wall paper, tractor clothes, a tractor duvet and much more. The pun-haters are in storied company. They're both cauld ron. "Tiny," says the lizard. level 1 I'm a big fan of whiteboards. Paper. What better way to wish your mom a Happy Mother’s Day than by sending one of these groaners her way? I was walking down these very same tracks and out of the corner of my eye I saw a 50 dollar bill stuck between a track. —Albert Sloan There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. Q. They're both cauld ron. A dino-snore. he greets his old buddy after getting his attention.Dan is exceptionally optimistic.
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A. )The public safety officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”A mall officer replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.” asks the bartender. inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.It’s the height of the Vietnam War, and deep in the jungles U.S. Army Privates Chip and Dan have just been promoted to Sergeants.Dan, a city man, decides to move to a small cabin in the mountains. If you love animals, then you probably also love animal puns.Because let's be real: No matter how un-bear-ably bad animal puns are, they're also seriously amoosing and absolutely hissterical.And you know what? Q. By clicking "Join", you agree to our
"The one hobo goes to the other hobo, "Did I ever tell you about the best day of my life? Relevance. Pork chop What do you call a pig that does karate? *It's a joke I know in french. Both sound alike, and the pun works because both definitions of the homophone are true. He told me he works for you. Q. I told you it was tear-able. Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. ... A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds: ... ︎ u/Dan… Here are some examples of wacky Mother’s Day wishes that make use of puns. She said, "Wii." What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A Crookodile What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? Prickly Bob, not wanting a murder warrant on his head, has decided to let the desert take care of his latest problem with the law.His co-worker Buddy asks him "Where'd you get that shiner from, Dan? A little further down the bar from him he spies a Frenchman. Jim was set for life. It comes highly wreck-a-mended. Q.
Now, you may look around and see two groups of people here. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. ... cabinetmaker be the president?
—Submitted by J. Lee There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. A: An investigator Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest? A buccaneer. It was such a nice jester! It doesn't make any cents!
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