"Oh, gross!" "A young boy is hiking with his dad when they come across a couple having sex.When I went to the pharmacy to pick up some medication I had to make a rash decision.My son and I were hiking one day when a bison charged towards him as he was taking a leak. My wife tried to console me and said Atleast you were able to say goodbye .If you get lost, just bury it in the ground. Instead of playing dead I played *dad*.This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. Now, can you make sure he is dead?" The third said Are you guys stupid? Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them. "Oh, gross!" Humor is wonderful and I look for ways to help reduce the grief during these hard times. 10. As he walks, he sees more and more posts that say "this is the gaymen forest" and that get smaller and smaller. Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. The pack of bears start chasing them, and corner them near a cliff. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something.
The atheists think about it, but don't really want to ... one winks to his friend, and asks if instead Jesus can make the bears be Christians.
Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there. Jesus answers in the affirmative and allows time to resume. In an amazing miracle, the bear is converted instantly and stops where it is. However, in the version, the song was "My country 'TIS of thee..."Buttermetbuttchin: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Cars_and_Blondes_DONT_Mix#commentsCook the bad: Your hairline is so bad that when ur parents see its they just walk away “Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the best modern exercise.” - Carrie Latet. He runs ten miles to the nearest town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. She gave a heartbreaking speech.... All 50 blondes began clapping, needless to say, the rope could now hold 49 othersThe tie always liked to hang around, whilst the hat kept going on ahead.When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." "Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking; You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits." He's hardly subtle about it; letting his sausage hang out for the world to see.
"Watson yawns and tries to play the game. What can youdeduce from it? After a while, both of them came back. "That is the truth," the boy replied. One says they are deer tracks. Lightning, light, or diarrhea? With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. She emerges from the tree line to find a brunette doing jumping jacks on a set of train tracks repeating, "10, 10, 10..." upon every jump.and they come upon some hungry bears. A Dozen True Complaints Received by Forest Rangers An Orienteering Funny Witty Walking, Rambling and Hiking Jokes The Ten Best Walking Quotations Calculating Farmer Sponsored Links ∇ A Dozen True Complaints Received by Forest Rangers These complaints are of … A joke from my Mexican grandmother: What's faster? The smell of marshmallows being roasted on a bonfire, which are then converted to lovely s’mores, the lovely music played by a talented gang member, and the chitter chatter of deep talks. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. - Cindy Ross. Immediately the woman averts her eyes! But on one condition". But one day, while hiking through a wooded area, she comes across an elderly German man taking a leak on the side of the path. The bears then bow their heads, and say "Bless us Oh Lord, and these Thy gifts which we are about to receive from Thy bounty ..."His buddy calls 911 and says "My friend just died, what should I do?! All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. His eyes are glazed and he isn't moving!"
A backhoe will be along shortly to cut the cable, and you can ask for directions.Two men are hiking in a forest when suddenly, the other man falls down. The first blonde stops and says they are wolf tracks, while the second blonde says they are bear tracks. It must have cost $300."
The Christian is now cornered, he gets on one knee and says "Lord, turn this bear into a Christian" the bear creeps up closer and closer, and then gets on one knee and says "Lord, thank you so much for this meal I'm about to receive"A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains with his pet newt when he comes across a pub. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other one says. "How old are you?" The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. Camping is so much fun! One blonde said Wow cool, those are moose tracks . Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea.
He gets connected to an operater. Everything will be okay. Diarrhea. "3 blondes were hiking when they saw some tracks. Another said Um no, they're obviously elk tracks . Still nothing. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. "The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain." The couple was shocked and appealed, but eventually they agreed on the condition.
I shouted Bison but it was already too late and he died. Whom don't you believe? Santa and the woman walked into the woods leaving the man behind waiting. The rope could only hold 50 people, so they decided one of them needed to let go. o O o.